Never, ever, ever enter a pissing match if you piss sitting down.
Long story short, this guy thought he would man up, and bet a buddy who could eat the hottest chili. He put his bravado to the test and ended up merked.
Thanks Jacob for todays post and as my favorite jew would say: Don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk. Or: if you can’t stand the heat stay out the kitchen. Or: don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house. Or….
3 responses so far ↓
ben // September 30, 2008 at 12:45 am
Man, for those peppers being grown in Sri Lanka, I sure didn’t encounter any of them… no matter how much I wanted to.
chenyip // September 30, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Actually I found out that they are only grown in a specific region of India. However, I’ve yet to try those little fuckers you brought back, but i don’t doubt for a minute they are spicy as shit.
jewcob // September 30, 2008 at 1:22 pm
As newly appointed Nick’s favorite Jew, I’m gonna have to quote Lester Freamon:
“Heavy is the head that wears the crown.”